disimba:

Calvin and Hobbes shaped my life.

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

1.) Haunted campout in a northern forest where strange beasts lurk in the distance and whispers of the unquiet dead keep you awake through the long dark night 
2.) The Joker is probably getting ready to murder you horribly in an abandoned warehouse
3.) Killer Croc hunts you through the Gotham sewers, occasionally eating corpses 
4.) Man has pleasant vanilla sex with a monster in cheap motel bed
5.) You’re the last gunslinger marching across a dreary wasteland after the world has moved on, pursuing the man in black across the desert while the machines of the old world still hum their death throes

6.) woman flees across frozen tundra from evil mechanical whales from another dimension
7.) frightend young boy is chased through forest by the Wild Hunt and their eldritch hounds

8.) Baba Yaga has kidnapped you and prepares to cannibalize you as part of a hearty and well-balanced meal 
9.) Drinking a stolen soda at the bottom of the Mariana Trench and burping from the highly-pressurized gas
10.) mute woman has quiet sexy encounter with an amphibious monster in an aquarium
11.)  n00b necromancer digs up bones from a church graveyard for the first time, crying with guild and anxiety as angry spirits murmur in anger at her trespassing

chrisdigay:

997:

the soundtrack is actually on point

I hate Florida

makkon:

Thrash Righteously
Medieval Pro Skater 1533

I did another one, since ya’ll got a kick out of the first one.

makkon:

thou doth shred it
drawing prompt from the wife: Medieval Pro Skater 1533

transmascworld:

New concept: Lets support all trans people and not just the ones we find attractive.

zvaigzdelasas:

http://thoughtsonthedead.com/on-the-propriety-of-punching-nazis-an-faq/

sleipnirohara:

ya’ll: ummmmmm it’s August, you shouldn’t be posting Halloween things yet- 

me: 

everythingcanadian:

ghettoinuyasha:

carbonoid-reblogs:

cctreasuretrove:

lexiconluthor:

Tag Yourself

I’m the sleep walker, lol
He’s great!

I’m sassy

this is a Great walking cycle reference for artists and animators! also I’m old timey fighter

Chasing. Or Charlie Chaplin are my faves

blackteaandlanguages:

If you’re islamophobic or think all muslims are terrorists, please unfollow me.

turecepcja:

Illustrations by Alex Andreev

markscherz:

catsbeaversandducks:

What Happens When Zookeepers Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

Via Bored Panda

Splendid

turecepcja:

Victoria Villasana - Yarn bombastic

stunt-muppet:

derinthemadscientist:

librarian-amy:

scanlan:

susiephone:

wearevengeancenow:

nerdgasrnz:

inspectorwired:

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

• a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
• fourth wall breaking
• “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
• *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
• alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  
• “fuck you” “well if you insist”
  

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

• the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
  
• people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
• alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
• bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
• someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
• choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
• the “hands go down” trope
  
• example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression